I can heartily recommend becoming a teetotaler. Seven years now since my last drink 'cept for a couple of weddings. Seriously, crack cocaine is much better for you and a cheaper night out (than in Doncaster) lol. I am, of course, joking but there are grains of truth in the statement relating to Donny.
Happy Birthday Bazza. Will have to send you The Way mp3s as a prezzie i suppose lol.